What if a guy you're dating has this really bad habit of talking in his sleep? And what if it's really really annoying and it keeps you up at night? And what if he does is all night, nonstop, and you just want to tell him to shut the fuck up already because you need your sleep and you can't get a wink when he's yapping away?
But, what if, when he talks in his sleep, all he says is how beautiful he thinks you are, and how much he likes you?
I am not making this up.