Sunday, October 14, 2007

A Letter

Dear Aspiring Murderer,
Dear Peanut M&M Stuck in My Throat,
Dear Quiet Creepy Guy Who Lives in My Building and May Be A Sociopath,
Dear Fast-Moving City Bus,
Dear Lonely Girl Who Sometimes Leaves Unnecessarily Mean Comments on My Blog,
Dear Cancer,
Dear Deadly Fall Down the Stairs,

If any of you were thinking of murdering me, I just want you to know that you're good to go.

Because tonight, my friends, I met Mr. Jon Bon Jovi.

So, really, I'm all done.

4 comments:

Lou said...

not so fast, missy.

Two Words. Bob Goulet.

Anonymous said...

please please please GET OVER IT

Anonymous said...

bon jovi has veneers

Anonymous said...

LOL I love the blog dramz...What's interesting is that the "lonely girl who leaves..blah blah blah"... is really a bunch of different ones that hate you...oh and a gay guy, get it right becks!

<3
Someone that loves you, but knows many people who do not.

P.S. Maybe you should privatize your blog