Sunday, October 21, 2007

What are you Going to be for Halloween This Year? A Hypocrite?

I love to hear my holier-than-thou guy friends bitch about skanks who sport the cliched slut-in-a-bag "Playboy bunny" or "sexy nurse" Halloween costumes.

Then, I love it when those same friends, year after year, wake up on November 1st next to a naked bridge and tunnel girl, and cat ears and a black bikini on their floor.

Looks like boners trump taste.

8 comments:

walkinggrafitti said...

every time.

Anonymous said...

Long time stalker first time poster...was that you on a Ritz cracker commercial I saw while watching Scrubs?

Alison Becker said...

yep. and, one day, i would like to hear the question:
"was that you on Scrubs i saw while watching a Ritz cracker commercial?"

Anonymous said...

you look alot older in that ritz comercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otabqQbQR_0

Anonymous said...

came across small feature on ya in the december issue of AP the other day

Anonymous said...

boners trump everything. This is third grade knowledge.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y3S8mmU17Y

alison is ritz cracker eater #12

This transformation rivals anything ever seen in hollywood. Rumor has it that Alison joined a Boy Scout troop for 6 months to get into the part.

Alison Becker said...

is "i need bigger hands" jerry o'connell??"