I was in Barnes and Noble today buying a birthday present. I wanted to get my friend this great book I had heard about. But when I looked it up on the fancy computer in the store, I was surprised to find out that it could be found in the "Self Improvement" section. Since I'm not one for "self help" books, I didn't even know where this section was.
CLERK: Can I help you find something?
ME: Yes. Where is the Self Improvement section?
CLERK. Downstairs. In the basement.
ME: That's hilarious.
CLERK: Yeah, and it's the back corner, too.