Friday, December 26, 2008

Outsourcing

My recent phone conversation with a Delta Airlines representative was frustrating me so much, that I actually had to say this line:

"Well, since I don't have a TIME MACHINE to do that, perhaps you could offer me a better solution."

Afterwards, my friend thought of an even better zinger:

"Well then, can you tell me if there are any available flights to Bombay? Because I'd like to come there and punch you in the face."

2 comments:

skippy said...

You don't have a time machine? Dude, you totally have to get one, because they rock.

And you wouldn't want to fly there to punch that person, 'cause people are animals too, and that would be cruel.

Anonymous said...

o.k. I lied. Sorta. I did hit it....but it wasn't my fist that smelled like curry for a month.....
True story.