Thursday, October 30, 2008

Monday, October 27, 2008

Favor

I need two favors from you.

1- Please watch Z Rock on IFC. You'll thank me.
2- Don't tell my mother about the show. I say "fuck" a lot.


(Joan Rivers, Lynne Koplitz, and me onset)

The Barack Obama Show

Bill Maher, Kevin Smith, James Franco and ME quoted in New York Magazine:

http://nymag.com/arts/tv/features/51546/

Cobra vs. Python! Fun Monday Afternoon Office Game!

Gather everyone in your office and place your bets before you watch the video!

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Don't Get Cocky

I have to say, I agree with McCain on at least one thing: "Don't believe the polls."

Sure, Obama's ahead in "the polls."

But, think about all of the people you've met in your life.

For example, I've attended five schools, lived in six states, worked in four offices, and been on set for scores of commercials, tv shows, movies, and internet shorts, where I've met a countless number of people over the years. In addition to that, I've met so many more people socially, at parties, through friends, romantically, through family, as neighbors, through volunteering, through common interests, etc.

And I have never, ever met someone who's answered a political "poll."

Where ARE these people?

Change

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

My New MacBook

My computer crashed.
I lost a lot of writing, and some other stuff.
It sucks.
I'm dealing with it.
Now I have a brand new MacBook that looks like the future. But, we're still in an awkward phase. Like Brad on the Rachel Zoe Project, if I were Rachel and the computer were Brad: I know he's great, I'm just not used to working the way he works. But, he'll come through. Plus, he looks great.
Luckily, when my old MacBook crashed, I was pretty good about backing up my photos and my videos. Here's one from May when I did Habitat for Humanity. I think the locals were very grateful for our efforts.


Huebel Negotiates With the Locals from alison becker on Vimeo.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

13 Men and A Baby

My friend Jake makes funny videos. I like this one.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Joe The Plumber

I just had the distinct privilege of attending the third and final presidential debate. It was a ticket that was nearly impossible to get, and I'm still over the moon that I was able to witness a part of history.

But, seriously, all I could think of was this:

"Joe the Plumber" will be the BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME EVER.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Virgin Birth

I'm sure those waiting for the Second Coming of Christ never saw this one coming.

The finding leads me to 2 possible conclusions:

Jesus is a large fish.

Or

Evolution is slowly weeding out men. They'll soon be obsolete.



Either way, you might want to consider praying to this shark.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Si. Perfecto.



"The kids adore him!...

...And also, when Frank's not home, I let him F me in the B."

I'm Back..

...from Asia.

AMAZING TRIP!

Here's some stuff I learned:

When you're in a communist country, don't put a bottle of homemade rice wine with a cobra floating in it into your checked baggage. They'll find you.

If you get caught with a bottle of homemade rice wine with a cobra floating in it at the airport in Hanoi and brought to a scary back room, don't try making a joke. They won't think it's funny.

Don't ride through a small village with 3 people on a motorbike meant for two. Especially if the driver doesn't have a license, none of you speaks Vietnamese, and none of you is wearing a helmet. Why? Because one of you will get arrested.

Don't hire a limo driver for the day in Bangkok just because it's cheaper than it would be in New York. He will assume you are a millionaire and only take you to expensive jewelry outlets.

Don't sleep on the 24-hour trip back. You'll find yourself awake at 4am the next evening on your blog.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Mayne Street!

I'm off to a vacation in a foreign land for a couple of weeks, but before I go, I thought I'd leave you with a SNEAK PEEK of the hilarious new webseries, Mayne Street. I had such an amazing time shooting this series in August with a talented, hilarious group of people. Check it...full series coming soon to ESPN.com.