You guys know how I feel about Hummers (the vehicles, not the blowjobs).
My latest personal amusement is leaving notes on theses energy-suckers in parking garages when they are parked in the compact car spots. You know - the spaces that clearly say COMPACT on them.
I leave an official looking note from "The Management" telling them that they will be cited if seen parking again in a spot meant for small cars.
I'm sure they just toss it, but maybe I should disguise it as an Ed Hardy coupon, a free shitty techno CD, or a complimentary ticket to a strip club. That'll get their attention.